Coffee, computer, breast pump: lart of surviving lat work
We thought that after giving birth lthe hardest part would be behind us. But then we went back to work.
Between the overflowing mailbox and the overflowing breasts, we quickly realized that "reconciling motherhood and career" is a high-level sport.
Spoiler : c’est faisable. Pas toujours zen, pas toujours fluide, mais faisable. Avec un peu d’organisation, on peut même tirer son lait entre deux calls Teams -voire carrément pendant- grâce à la nouvelle génération de tire-lait nomades comme Lansinoh, Elvie ou Perifit. Qui aurait cru que la vraie révolution du télétravail tiendrait dans un soutien-gorge connecté ? (Promis, on vous prépare prochainement un article sur les meilleurs modèles.)
1. First, we breathe: it's not a privilege, it's a right
Good news: breastfeeding at work isn't just an eco-friendly #instamom whim. It's a legal right. In Belgium, you're entitled to one hour a day (often in two 30-minute shifts) to breastfeed or express milk. Paid, please. Yes, paid, like a real job (because it is one).
So no, we're not "stealing time from lcompany", we're investing in the future taxpayer's health. A word of advice: print out the law, stick it on the office fridge or in the break room. Just for the pleasure of answering "it's legal" when someone makes a passive-aggressive remark.
2. Dairy commando logistics
First mission: find lplace to express milk. No, not the toilet. No, not the car in the parking lot (except for nuclear emergencies). L: an empty meeting room, your office with the door closed, or a converted room (in civilized companies). And sthere isn't one, improvise. After all, we've already given birth: nothing impresses us any more.
Second mission: timing. Two sessions a day is often enough. We fit it in between the morning meeting and the budget item. If someone asks why we disappear for thirty minutes, we can always answer "production system maintenance" or organize an imminent wet shirt contest.
Troisième mission : la conservation. Le lait se garde 4 heures à température ambiante, 3 jours au frigo et jusqu’à 6 mois au congélateur. Oui, ça ressemble à un tuto Tupperware, mais la rigueur logistique est réelle : prévoir une petite place dans le frigo de l’entreprise, s’inspirer des coursiers indonésiens ultra-équipés, ou miser sur un sac réfrigérant si vous êtes souvent sur la route (Medela en fait d’ailleurs un parfait, pile adapté à leurs bouteilles).
3. L: without it, we cry (and not just because of hormones)
We can't say it often enough: the right equipment is the key to successful breastfeeding. A breast pump should be chosen with as much care as a designer handbag. Quiet, efficient, portable. Because you don't want to look like a cow plugged into a vacuum cleaner while you're writing a report.
And for clothes, forget blouses that can't be opened with one hand. Switch to Milk Away. Their secret: pretty dresses, sweaters or hoodies, pants and, of course, their iconic tops and t-shirts that are comfortable and practical, with invisible openings so you can breastfeed without doing a full-fledged striptease. Their collection ticks all the boxes: sustainable, local, flattering (yes, even post-baby), and above all, designed by moms who know that "practical" doesn't mean "sloppy".
Basically: you can breastfeed at 10am, sign a contract at 11am, and go to lunch without looking lyou've just finished a marathon.
4. We talk about it (without blushing, without s)
Breastfeeding at work La bit like telecommuting: everyone thinks it's great in theory, but in practice it's a bit of a hindrance. So we talk about it. Simply. You explain to your boss or colleagues that you'll need regular breaks. You reassure them that you're not going to turn the meeting room into a maternity ward. And you add, with a smile: "I promise, I won't compete with the coffee machine." Because no, expressing milk at work isn't weird. What is weird is having to hide to feed a baby while shamelessly posting photos of lbrunches.
5. Before the start: ninja-style preparation
A few strategic moves (and a little survival checklist for returning to work while breastfeeding):
- Tirer un peu de lait avant de recommencer à travailler, histoire de constituer une réserve (et tester la bête).
- Présenter le biberon à bébé à l’avance, pour éviter le moment “mais qu’est-ce que c’est que ce truc en plastique ?”.
- Préparer des encas. L’allaitement, ça donne faim. Et personne n’a envie de voir une mère affamée coincée dans une réunion RH.
- Choisir ses vêtements intelligemment. Spoiler : Milk Away = sérénité garantie.
Surtout si on ajoute à l’équation des coussinets à glisser dans le soutien-gorge ou, mieux encore, une brassière anti-fuite signée Kallisto Mama.
And on the organizational side, a few essentials to check off before D-Day:
- Well-charged breast pump (because a forgotten cable means panic).
- Stock of ready-to-use milk at the nursery or at the baby-sitter's home.
- Bottle-feeding already accepted by the interested party.
- Cooler bag and storage or freezer bags for transport.
- An appropriate and practical outfit for pumping milk without acrobatics.
- A clear schedule, with drawing breaks planned as real meetings.
- Appropriate pads or supports, and even a spare outfit, just in case.
And above all: accept that not everything is perfect. There will be days with, days without, and probably a day when the breast pump stays at home (we call it an involuntary milk day).
6. The mind: our invisible superpower
Let's be honest: breastfeeding while working is the hardcore version of multitasking. You juggle deadlines and milk production, customer briefs and morning feeds. And sometimes, you just want to cry in the bathroom with a cookie. And that's okay, slumps are normal.
Every day we get there is a victory. Even if you forget a feed, even if you switch to mixed feeding, even if you stop earlier than planned. You don't "miss" breastfeeding. You do the best you can. And that "best" is worth (liquid) l.
And if, at any point, it's just too much, we ease off or stop everything gently, for everyone's well-being. Because a serene mom is always the best option.
7. Survival tips for lmilky elite
- Always carry nursing pads in your bag. Always.
- Slip on an emergency top at the office, because leaks never go unnoticed.
- Looking at a photo of baby during the print run: guaranteed boost (and rapid drop in cortisol).
- Schedule important meetings right after the draw, so as not to be distracted by the internal "psh-psh-psh" symphony.
- And above all: keep your sense of humor. It's the best remedy against milk stains and unsolicited comments.
8. In short: yes, you can do (almost) anything!
You can breastfeed, work, lstylish and not lose your sanity. Well, not every day. But often enough to make it worthwhile.
The secret? A good breast pump, an outfit Milk Awayoutfit, a fridge and a lot of self-mockery.
Because when it comes down to it, breastfeeding at work is like managing a project: it requires planning, resilience and sometimes... a miracle.
Moral of the day: we pump our milk, not write off our careers And when it all becomes too much, we remember this universal truth: milk passes, so do deadlines.
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